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WEEZER NATION MIN. WAR
COVERT OP DIVISION
MAJOR JOHN WENTWORTH
0100 HRS - 4/8/02

 

TO: EL SCORCHO CLANDESTINE OP TEAM

 

MISSION OBJECTIVES:

1. ENTER ISAAC NATION PRESIDENTIAL COMPOND
2. DELIVER WEAPON SYSTEM
3. ESCAPE
4. AVOID DETECTION

ALL OBJECTIVES COMPLETE

MISSION DEBRIEFING:

EXCELLENT JOB BOYS, THE PRESIDENT OF ISAAC NATION DID NOT SEE IT COMING, AND IS NOW UNDOUBTEDLY RUNNING SCARED. THE CONES WERE DELIVERED IN RECORD TIME, I WOULD SAY THAT YOU GUYS PROBABLY HAVE SOME MEDALS COMING. I WILL SPEAK WITH OUR PRESIDENT ABOUT YOUR TRIUMPH.

UNFORTUNATELY, OUR VICTORY OVER THE ALLIANCE IS SHORT LIVED. X-PHILIA NATION HAS TAKEN THE BOONIES, AND OUR ARMY RAIDERS HAVE BEEN CUT OFF FROM THE REST OF THE LINES. IT IS IMPERATIVE THAT WE SAVE THE HEROS IN THE ARMY RAIDERS WHO HELD OFF THE INITIAL OFFENSIVE, AND THAT WE RETAKE THE VAST RESOURCES IN THE BOONIES. PREPARE TO SUIT UP AND MOVE OUT BOYS, WE HAVE A HARD WAR AHEAD OF US. YOU WILL BE EXPECTED TO BE READY TO DEPLOY WITH ONLY 3O MINUTE NOTICE, BE PREPARED.