The heinous attacks by the Alliance of Isaac Nation and X-Philia Nations against our fine, peaceloving nation has caused our President to call for the creation of a new army, something that Weezer Nation has never really seen before. The War Department has created a fighting force and dispatched it to fight against the agressions of the Isaac - X-Philia Alliance. Battles rage in the Ghetto, and the Boonies of Lexington while a Naval buildup on the Old Res' is expected to go hot any day now. War rages all over Lexington, and Weezer Nation needs YOU to fight off the oppressions of Isaac nation and it's puppet, X-Philia Nation.
Weezer Nation continues to stand up for itself and the oppressed people who were conquered in the unexpected initial push by Isaac Nation. Because Weezer Nation was caught off guard by Isaac Nation and the Alliance, Isaac Nation was able to take some early territory, but have no fear citizens of Weezer Nation, the Armed Forces of Weezer Nation will continue to pursue victory, and liberty of all. Let us make this world safe for Weezer!
Updates from the Fronts:
The Ghetto: The unexpected agressions by Isaac Nation
caught Weezer Nation off guard, and so they
were able to sack and plunder the Ghetto. Isaac Nation was able
to march into East Lex. with only a token defense by the inhabitants.
Isaac Nation and the Alliance rule in the Ghetto with an Iron
Fist, and it is the Duty of Weezer Nation to free these people,
and show them the true majesty of the Weezer Nation. Weezer Nation
has since mobilized its forces, who are currently fighting with
the Alliance in the Ghetto. A front appears to be stabilizing
along Massachusetts Avenue, though fighting is intense, Weezer
Nation shall prevail!
Issac Nation invades
The Boonies: Fighting in
the Boonies is currently sporadic, but intense where it does occur.
Because of extreme distances, and sparse population, it is hard
for a front to stablize. Most of the fighting that does occur
happens as ambushes or carefully planned strategic strikes against
the few permanant positions that either side has established.
X-Philia nation invaded the Boonies seeking its strategic resources,
but fortunately a detachment of Army Raiders was on a good-will
mission to
the Boonies upon
its invasion, and that detachment was able to fight fiercely from
entrenched positions and prevent the X-Philia led force from conquering
the Boonies. The War Department, upon hearing of the invasion
of the Boonies, dispatched an expeditionary force to the region.
Transit in the Boonies is diffucult, but the Army of Weezer Nation
has managed to resupply and assist that group of Army Raiders.
Weezer Nation is currently moving in to remove the aggressors
from the region, but the terrain makes any sort of coordinated
strike nearly impossible.
The Army Raiders who held off X-Philia Nation
The Old Res': The Old Res' is currently the biggest
potential hotspot in the war. Both Weezer Nation and the Alliance
have been building large fleets, and it is unclear what will happen
on the lake. Weezer Nation is ever greatful to the men of the
shipbuilding industry who make superior vessels, and will hopefully
win us the war.
Weezer PT Boat on Patrol
The Town Center: The Center is currently a quiet region,
though vehicals from the Weezer Nation Peacekeeping
Force are visible everywhere. Weezer Nation made the decision
to send a peacekeeping force to ensure that the Town Center remains
free from the intolerance of the Alliance. Currently, this zone
seems like it will remain quiet, but intelligence suggests that
Isaac Nation will probably make conquering the Center one of its
priorities.
Towns People Thrilled by Weezer Peacekeepers