The Ministers Words (4/8/02):
People of Weezer Nation, in response to the Declaration of War by the Alliance against Katie Nation, has been authorized to dspatch peacekeepers to Katie Nation. Katie Nation granted permission upon discussion with myself, when the Queen realized that in a war of this calibre, where small nations are being ripped apart in multifronted wars (re: Andrew Nation), she needed the protection of the Weezer Nation. Weezer nation was all too happy to oblige, and take the Katie-Nation under its wing.
The Weezer Nation Ministry of War dispatched the newly created 4th Expeditionary Group to Katie Nation, to serve in a peacekeeping facility, but to be ready to engage in serious warfare if necessary. The 4th Expeditionary Group is complemented by the Katie Nation Armed Services, who were quickly put under the control of Weezer Nation's local Military Headquarters to better protect Katie Nation. Approximately three quarters of the troops in Katie Nation have been sent to protect the boarders of Katie Nation, and are in the process of digging in to defend the nation. The remainder of the Weezer peacekeepers, still a sizeable force, are currently keeping the peace in the major city of Katie Nation, where they are rooting out those opposed to the goals of Katie and Weezer Nations.
Your Minister of War,
PS: Not very important, but we did defeat France.
The Ministers Words -- 4/6/02
As you all know, Weezer Nation was recently plunged into war because of the Declaration of War by Isaac-Nation and X-Philia Nation. Weezer-Nation had always tried to maintain good relations with its neighboors, but because of these awful circumstances, the President of Weezer-Nation has deemed now the time to act, and created the Ministry of Defense. The Ministry of Defense was given the following responsibility to defensed Weezer Nation.
The Ministry of War has attempted decided to embrace their mission by attacking the enemies of Weezer Nation in a two-pronged attack. The conventional forces of Weezer Nation have been deployed to fight off the enemies of Weezer Nation in the Ghetto and Boonies of Lexington, and it is thought that a large Naval Battle will occur soon over control of the Old Res'.
We at the Ministry of War are aware of the recent victories of the enemies of Weezer Nation, but the forces of Weezer Nation have been mobilized, and will be victorious!
Your Minister of War,